PAST carcinoGeneticist [PCG] 7 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
PCG: I REALLY AM NOT ASKING FOR MORE THAN THE OVERALL SHITTINESS YOU'VE GIVEN ME DURING MY REIGN AS A LEADER, WHICH I HAVE SHOWN SO MUCH PATIENCE WITH SO YOU BASTARDS BETTER FEEL GRATEFUL.
CURRENT twinArmageddons [CTA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTA: get over your2elf KK, how long do you plan two drag thii2 leader2hiip giig out.
CTA: 2peakiing of whiich, count me out of your many 2queal piipette venture2 iin beiing more of a paiin iin the 2piinal creviice.
PCG: DON'T BACKCHAT ME, YOU MUSTARD-COATED PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A TROLL. CAN YOU AT LEAST SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE SAME GUY THAT, BY THE WAY, SAVED YOUR LIFE AND GOT YOUR ASS INTO THE GAME?
CTA: yeah, after you got me kiilled iin the fiir2t place.
PCG: I THOUGHT WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS, IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE! CTA: techniically thii2 conver2atiion 2houldnt even be happeniing.
PCG: WELL CAPTOR, HOW ABOUT I TECHNICALLY SHIT ALL OVER YOUR IGNORAMUS PAN. ACTUALLY, I WON'T! BECAUSE I WILL SHOW YOU JUST HOW MAGNIFICENT AND CHARITABLE I AM AS A FRIEND, YOU LUCKY BASTARD, BUT I DIGRESS.
PCG: I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHEN I SAY THAT WE HAVE A DUTY TO COMPLETE THE QUESTS ON OUR LANDS. YOU NOOKSTAINS PROBABLY NEED THIS MEMO TO PLAY THE GAME RIGHT, SO LISTEN UP.
PCG: DON'T KILL YOUR CONSORTS!!! YOU BULGE CHAFING PRICKS *NEED* THEM TO EXPLORE YOUR LANDS AND DEFEAT THE DENIZEN AFTER THE IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR QUEST.
CURRENT caligulasAquarium [CCA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCA: fuckin hell kar i knoww you cant see me horn to horn on this
CCA: but these brinesuckin mythical demons wwont evven let me do wwhat ivve alwways been doin since the moment you started wwalkin on your bipedal lifters
CCA: wwhich is a pity really
CCA: seems that not evven the consorts of my land can grasp the concept of target practice aimin
CCA: i alchemized these optical spectacles of mine wwith my husktop so that i can both eradicate these gratin feathered wwastrels and respond to your memos
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